Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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