What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Facebook How i met my mother

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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