Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

YOU

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

eden stop

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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