- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Women

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

politically correct!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Your Mother

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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