Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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