why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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George Bush.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Alex Gedrose.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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