- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

L's I's that took Viagra.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

have safe sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Bark I'm a tree

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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