- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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