What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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