- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

im gay

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

How many fingers do most people have? 10

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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