- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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