On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

You're a frog

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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