- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

men, men like men= men+bed

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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