- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

your no better than a cockroach

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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