Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock knock come in.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Vote this down and get DOXED

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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