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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

shut up kobe!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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