- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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