- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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