why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

poopy is poopy

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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