Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Dogs

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Smoke weed till i die nigga

“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

woman's rights

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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