Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

my mind's eye?

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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