- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A French man gets into a fight

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Lil Wayne

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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