- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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