- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What can make you pee? Liquid

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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