- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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