Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Your mom.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

stuarts mum

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's the difference between a duck?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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