Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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