"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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The Joke Below

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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