- Anti Joke

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Knock knock Shut up

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What? Why?

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime