- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

The WNBA

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Nick Cannon

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

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