KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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