- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Women's rights.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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