a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Where's my tractor?

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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