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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

wanna here a joke? you.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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