What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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who is awesome? no one...

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your adopted.....

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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