- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

eden stop

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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