- Anti Joke

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.