- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

why are balck people black because they are

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.