- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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