- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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