- Anti Joke

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Choir.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Please? No.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker