- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Make me famous

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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