What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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This isn't funny.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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