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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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