how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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