Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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