- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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