- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why? Why Not?

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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