What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I LIKE TRAINS

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

I like Pi. It can make circles.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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