- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

snooki

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A Fat Kenyan

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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