What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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1d

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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nice tits.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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