Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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