Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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women's rights

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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I regret everything.....

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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