- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Your text.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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