- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Women's rights...

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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