- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

No thank you, I don't like violence

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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