- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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