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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

knock knock who's there? hope

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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