- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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