- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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