What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Womans baksetball...

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

asdf

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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