How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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did you stub your toe?

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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