- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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