- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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