A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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penis

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Women's Professional _________

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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