What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Loperson

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

chirs

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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