- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Your mother is average.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.