- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Women's rights

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

BIG PENIS

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

kaite is dumb that is true

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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