- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged