- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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