Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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