- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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