Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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