Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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your moms my other ride

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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