- Anti Joke

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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