Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Penis.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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