- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Potato!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Woman's Rights

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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