What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Woman rights.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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