What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

angelosnyder is not gay

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I have an erection My mom!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Wats rong with yo leg.....

It got hit by a rocket.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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