What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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potatoes

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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lol

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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