- Anti Joke

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Punching a baby

A dog was barking at a tree

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

God. God.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.