how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A person from Singapore eats

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