- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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