- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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