- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Where's the soap?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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