What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

wanna here a joke? you.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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