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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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