Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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I have a gay camel

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William wright is Gay

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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