Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

The NBA and womens sports

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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